I am so Pathetic

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I AM SO PATHETIC dat my housemate is a CAT

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I have 3 toothbrushes and 2 toothpastes

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I still cudnt finish reading one book since March

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I still watch cartoon and I'm 25.

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I often having my lunch alone

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I can't stop stuffing my face

I AM SO PATHETIC dat sometime I don't brush my teeth before bed 

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I couldn't sleep with only one pillow, be it in a hotel

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I get bored very easily

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I can be over-critisizing sometime

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I can't stand the font TIMES NEW ROMAN

I AM SO PATHETIC dat sometime I don't appreciate others' advices

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I can be very defensive

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I can be moody for no apparent reason

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I don't know how to react in a situation where there're only two persons in a car

I AM SO PATHETIC dat no matter what people say, I still Love Siti Nurhaliza

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I can be (very) unreasonable when I'm jealous

I AM SO PATHETIC dat sometime I don't value people who loves me

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I can be (very) dirty .... erk!

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I hate Malays speaking English with (deliberately) added slang

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I think I am the best Nescafe maker

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I can be very greedy sometime

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I feel I can still wear size S t-shirt

I AM SO PATHETIC dat I have Readers Digest in my toilet
I AM SO PATHETIC dat I need a hug

I AM SO PATHETIC and SO ARE YOU....huh!

Tis is Matt Ashkeroth
And tis post is Pathetically Bullocks  

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