Konsert Canselor UNIMAS

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(Xda IDEA kaedah opening blogpost)

Straight to the point. 

Okay. Last Sunday, UNIMAS is hosting its first-ever KONSERT CANSELOR [KonsCan]. It was held in the prestigious new Dewan Undangan Negeri Complex overlooking the pristine Sarawak River (tang over jak kekdah penerangan). Neway, seperti biasa, BAYU akan perform. 

Sedia maklum, KonsCan merupakan sebuah event yang sangat formal. Dress code nya Black Tie, VIP nya pun amongst Head of the States. Cuma, for tis event, nya ada dinner sekali. So instead of doing it in an auditorium, we're using the DUN's Dining Hall.

Okay, venue-wise, memuaskan laa. Since dewan ya kacak, chandelier besar nak mampos,  backstage pun ok, cuma stage nya jak sik besar. Plus the orchestra, sikda ruang trus untuk dancers perform. Tapi, sikpa, ya nak ka dewan santapan, sikda org gila nak molah stage seluas-luas alam dalam dewan santapan. So kaedahnya, kmkorg perform atas lantei jak la, which is OK for me.

Preparation untuk event ya agak strict. Untuk BAYU, kmkorg sik brapa gilak, since tarian nak, so pake kaedah innovative recycle laa, hahahaha. Tapi sidak orchestra and penyanyi nang paksa berlatih benar2. Especially orchestra cos they're the star of the nite. 

Neway, pengacara malam ya adalah Dato' Mahathir Lokman, and Artis malam ya adalah Bob AF. 

So now, mari dengar saya mengomel.....

Apa Yang Saya Rasa Sik Best

Okay. Saya bukan professional performer nor scholastically trained in Performing Arts. So my opinion might sounds a lil' bias/degrading. Tapi saya tetap nak komplen, cos saya sik puas hati. 

Anda tidak suka? Sila buat blog sendiri. Wakakaka!

1. BACKSTAGE. Ok. Memang benar event tok adalah event formal. But you can't help it from making any noise at the backstage. Bukannya kita nerais ka apa kaa.  Especially bila blakang stage ya adalah tempat dancer tukar baju. Tauk2 jak la props dancers kedak ni. Plus, bukan nya ada tempat lain kmkorg nak berkemas. One more thing, dancer ada yang pake baju Iban, baju ya nak ka bisin, so setiap kali berjalan, baju ya nang akan ngeluar bunyi and U CAN'T HELP IT. Memang dah macam ya baju ya. Neway,  ada sik ktorg pegi ke depan stage and try dengar sampe sik bunyi backstage ya di depan? SIK. Sik sampe. So, just enuf kita tone down kan suara, not necessarily to a point of Switching Off ur mobile, and Totally Shut Up, and nyerang suruh orang diam. 

2. I dunno why orchestra dapat changing room tapi dancer sikpat. Padahal dancer sampe tiga kali bertukar baju. Sidak orchestra one time ajak tukar baju arum bulak. Since kmkorg CONFIRM akan molah bisin & kmkorg yang paling lamak berdedei di blakang stage ya, so berikla bilit ngn kmkorg. So sikperlu la ktkorg bingung dengan kmkorg molah bunyi bisin.  

3. Penah sik ktkorg berjalan ke area Social Zone ya? Betol-betol sebelah stage. Area ya sebenarnya bisin. Bisin sebisin-bisinnya. Plus area ya paling dekat dengan hall, backstage gik masih jauh dgn hall. So, theory aku, bunyi bisin ya sebenarnya bunyi dari Social Zone ya, bunyi sidak caterer angkat makanan. Apa kata suruh sidak caterer senyap sekali. Aih....

4. Maybe kmkorg tok sik di trained dalam seni so kmkorg SIK FAHAM adab and tertib dalam event kedak tok. So andai kata kmkorg menyakitkan hati sidak urusetia, SAYA MOHON MAAF. 

5. Kmkorg penah perform di Konsert Di-Raja di UPM, and VIP time ya adalah DYMM Yang Di-Pertuan Agong, Perlis I.K. Sikda timbul isu backstage. Padahal, tym ya sidak orchestra jak nearly 200, and dancers jak lebih 100 orang. So, my point is, we might not have the training, but I can say, we DO have the experience. 

Apa Yang Saya Suka

Okay. Dah settle mengomplen. 

1. Sik sabar nak tangga muka Puan Seri Ragad. Hehehehe!!! Gosh, she's so beautiful! She might not have dat typical celebrity-type beautiful laa. But still a show-stopper. Plus, she's smiling all the time. Even when Mahathir Lokman is speaking in Bahasa. She nodded, smirked, smiled, as if saying "I don't quite understand your language, but im trying my best to put up a face and smile my way thru it". Those smile of hers can definitely heal the world. And dat's wat we are looking for in our First Lady. A Smile that Understand. 

2. Nasib bait makan malam event ya dari Grand Margharita. So, at least, sikla rasa macam kerja kebajikan gilak. Remuneration is a must. Sik semua dapat dibayar dengan pengamalan. Tho u don't pay wif money, but at least berik makan laa nak owh. Ihsan bah. U guys got payment monthly, but kmkorg sikda. But we are the one doing the shows. So, at least beriklaa makan. 

3. Suara BOB sangatlaaaaaaaaaaaaa menyeramkan. Especially time nya mbak lagu Kepulangan. Perghhh!!!! Meremang bulu roma ku!

So, ya jak la tek. Mun ada yang sik puas hati, saya mohon maaf. 

Biasalaa event kedak tok, akan ada yang sik perfect. 

Overall: 2.3/5 STARs jak. 

Tis is Matt Ashkeroth

Enjoy jak bah, cos no one's get out ALIVE. 

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